But I Don't Even Eat Pork!!!

So yeah... I think I have the swine flu. Haha. A little late because the media blow out is over, but I think I have it. It is currently going around my school, during exam week of course, and everyone is getting sick. Unfortunately, I think a cold is going around too, in the summer. So, a lot of people who are freaking out, me included, probably just have a cold.
But I have a stuffy nose, my throat hurts, I can't stop sneezing and coughing and my whole body aches. But I don't have a fever! I've checked many times. So therefore, according to the swine flue expert, aka my mother, I don't have it. Yay! I'll just suffer with a nameless illness instead. They all say its allergies though. I never get them. But this year... I either have the swine flu, a cold, or allergies. I vote on the cold.
Anyway, to explain my title. I have been this for awhile now, but I finally found the actual title for it... du-du-du-dun! I am a semi-vegetarian!!! Yay!!! This means that I eat much like a regular vegetarian, but include poultry in my diet. Another word for this is flexetarian. But I don't really like that one... So I eat eggs, milk, all that, but no red meat or pork. So I wouldn't have gotten swine flu from that. Haha. I'm going to be a full fledged vegetarian eventually. My mom just cooks a lot of chicken and I didn't want to make it too difficult for her to cook me things or for me to eat. I have reasoning behind why eating chicken is okay too. But this post is long enough already. I may explain myself later.
Much Love,
~ Jenna
P.S. I have a vlog post I recorded on graduation day at my school. (Not at graduation though. Haha.) I'm too lazy too put it up right now. But I'll get it up and you'll know.